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1, the school, the day I in the dormitory ready for pants, just pulled out the belt, but in several female students, no way, I had to lift pants to borsa michael kors the dormitory next door. I undid the clasp is about to take off, but also in some female students, no way, I had to lift pants to a dormitory doorway. Because my hands carrying chaussures bottega veneta homme trousers, very anxious, had to kick open the dormitory door, and shouted: "there are no women? There is no woman?" And there sat a lot of girls, looked at me in horror......
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2, the next a strongman, love is strong. In the dormitory to raise a squirrel. About a month's time, the squirrel has and his mix of very ripe, never out of their dormitory door. The older brother to squirrel docile as bragging, but this happy little squirrel has since gained freedom...... At least in their dormitory is such. On this day, the first snow of 2003 arrived at the classroom in the morning we began to fall. Class Bi back to the dormitory this eldest brother but couldn't find his lovely squirrel, he depressed day. To sleep the night before still moan and groan. Finally in our comfort to sleep. In the 90kg+ brother drill into several days didn't fold the quilt, bed. The squirrel desolate...... `
3, you are a student friends all know, some students will often set some "sets" to make fun of you. I remember learning Yueyang Tower, classmates pointing suddenly A textbook on the "moment of Tang poems by the people on the" one of the "poetry" two words and asked me: "how to read these two words?" I can't prevent, escape one's lips: "'Fu'!" A immediately replied: "Hey, the apprentice!" I just know to be. The moment I searched for a moment, the law has been a retaliation, I asked: "then you portefeuilles celine say how to read these two words?" A said: "I don't know." I know there is such an answer, then smiled and said: "you are too unreasonable! You even the 'master' did not know!"
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4, the art class, the teacher to the students the picture book a local sac Gucci Pas Cher close up, Kang Kang said to the teacher in the picture book: "teacher, please don't take my book to put on the bottom." The teacher asks strangely: "why?" "Because I painted soldes paul smith a egg, placed below will be crushed."
5, a time to have English class, outside heard bursts of sound of a motorcycle. This sounds a long, loud not safe. At this time, the teacher found the irritability, shook his head and said, "Chinese motorcycle....... Oh!" After class, we found, workers in the logging!
6, be absent-minded professor was ill, had to stay in hospital. The doctor came to his door, the nurse said: "Professor, doctor." Poor Professor groaned and said: "tell him I can't see him now. I was too strict;