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Saluting both the American flag and filmmaker Michael Bay,valentinos, rises to new heights of pandering while Erich and Jon Hoeber screenplay sinks to depths of dopiness. (Alex tells a fellow sailor upon seeing the aliens, got a bad feeling about this. Like we kind of bad feeling. The sci fi adventure is all set to rousing,ralph lauren, inappropriate singles by bands such as AC/DC and Creedence Clearwater Revival. Note to the producers: You might want to read the lyrics to CCR anti war anthem Son because you obviously don understand the song.
Just when the hardware happy antics of this 131 minute epic start getting too predictable, director Peter Berg ( Night Lights plunges into the deep end of cinematic insanity. Alex is forced to enlist retired World War II,toms.com, Korean War and Vietnam War vets to help him run the USS Missouri in order to confront the enemy.
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Early on Alex describes this decommissioned battleship as being to take hits,ugg boots, like a floating punching bag. also characterizes It possesses all the ingredients to be a future camp classic. It a movie best paired with cheap beer, chicken burritos and friends hurling insults at the screen.
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