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King James, congratulations on vaulting yourself to the top of my most hated athlete list (Brett Favre is now a distant second). If other people call you that all well and good, but please don refer to yourself as that, especially since you have yet to win a title. Your new twitter page makes me want to vomit, and the self gratifying spotlight you cast on yourself with this absurd free agency deal makes me want to induce vomiting by eating the vomit that resulted from reading your twitter page. I don care where you end up, as long as it not in Boston. Yeah,kate spade outlet, I realize you are one of the best basketball players alive only d bags mail in crucial playoff games. I mean for effs sake, just look at Rasheed Wallace, at least he looked like he cared this postseason.
Petulant, Arrogant Red Sox fan dbags
Good job last Red Sox fans, way to give the term credence. And way to take away our fans in baseball title (which now firmly belongs in St. Louis, if it didn already). How could you boo Manny Ramirez in his return to Fenway last night? I understand you are bitter over the way he left,bottes ugg, I understand Manny himself was petulant and arrogant; but please remember this without Manny Ramirez, chants would still be relevant. The man did not dog it at the end, as he is accused of; he was by far the Sox best offensive player his last month in the uniform. At the end of the day he did not treat the organization, or fans, with the respect he should have if you feel strongly about that sit on your hands for his first at bat and then boo all you want. But that first at bat, he should have heard nothing but cheers, and possibly even a standing ovation. He was the best hitter this team has seen since Yaz,northface, or maybe even Williams he delivered what they couldn not one, but two World Series titles.
The don belong in the World Cup dbags
Thierry Henry and the rest of the French soccer team, this is yours. I don really even need to say anything else, just this
The may have managed to ruin a city dbag
Been awhile, which I guess is a good thing because it means I haven run into any dbags lately. Last night (and for the past week really) I saw one on TV though. Mike Brown, head coach of the Cleveland Cavaliers, is a huge dbag. I don want to take anything away from the Boston Celtics, who played unreal basketball and outplayed Cleveland in all but one game throughout the series, but Mike Brown did way too much to help them along the way (playing the wrong guys, giving up with about 90 seconds left, etc). This is not a place to get technical about basketball strategy, but suffice it to say this ahole should not have the right to coach the most talented basketball player alive today (yes, Lebron James is a more talented basketball player than Kobe Bryant, he is not better, there is a difference). If Lebron leaves Cleveland,usa soccer jersey, blame Mike Brown. So I might have exaggerated with the title, Lebron leaving will not ruin the city of Cleveland, but it will certainly dramatically change their basketball team (not for the better) given the finances surrounding a good sports franchise, it may well indeed have a negative effect on Cleveland economy. As a result,hermes, congrats Mike Brown for making my dbag page. By the way, if anyone knows a good realtor in Cleveland, Mr. Brown is probably interested in putting his house on the market April 2, 2010
Plaxico Burress was a moron he was out in NYC and maybe was taking a stroll through a rough neighborhood in the Bronx after going to the club. Gilbert Arenas was a ritard maybe he got a death threat that day, who knows? But Shaun Rogers, you sir, are an effing dbag, big time. You tried to bring a loaded gun onto the plane, in your carry on. I think it safe to assume you weren trying to kill anyone, you were bringing it home because you needed protection, and simply forgot it was there. You know what? I would simply chalk you up to an idiot if this was your first time flying. But you are an NFL player,polo ralph lauren outlet online, you fly at a minimum of 10 times/year (it would be more if your team didn suck balls by the way). This isn a fucking bottle of water or a 4 oz. can of barbasol. This was a loaded gun. You are a moron, ritard and a d bag.
The Discovery Channel,mcm backpack, and all its subsidiaries,timberland, has brought us countless hours of amazing television. But now reality TV Czar (and resident douchebag) is giving $1 million/episode to Sarah FU$%%NG Palin to host a reality show about all things Alaska. When is it over? When can I stop dealing with this awful woman. Actually that harsh, she might not be awful. But the only reason she is famous is because she totally gives most straight males the whole naughty librarian fantasy image. The only reality tv she is qualified to host is a homemade sex tape that I watch. Eff you Mark Burnett for enabling this woman.
It should be noted that the person I am about to lambaste for a few sentences is not a dbag, he just happened to be so on this occurrence. I love the movies, hence I love the Academy Awards even if they are really effing boring most of the time. Two of the three people I was watching the Oscars love the show too, albeit they are female so probably more into it for the dress is she wearing aspect. What none of us loved, was the dbag in the kitchen making bread, doing dishes, and just generally wreaking havoc on our viewing experience. First off, your wife should be the one tending to the kitchen just kidding, promise. For real though, shut the eff up when I am trying to watch Doogie make an ass out of himself.
My parents were visiting this weekend. Since the weather was so horrific and made it pretty brutal to ski, I took the opportunity to use their world class gym and work on my tris and pecs. That sounds incredibly douchebaggy to say, doesn it? Well, picture me, who struggles to reach triple digits on most machines, watch some effing wanna be workout. He had skintight clothing on, including the beanie on his head. Here was the kicker though, he had a fucking bluetooth earpiece in (yes, I feel strongly enough about this that I used the entire word). Not only did he have it in,mont blanc, but he was using it for at least 15 minutes,oakley glasses, talking to either his wife or girlfriend. He did not have a ring on,uggs on sale, but I not ruling out the chance that this guy is married, but takes his ring off when away from his wife. Was he using it in between sets? Of course. But no way was this ritard using it while lifting, right? Wrong. As he is lifting guy is throwing out comments like this burn feels so good and on babe these last few are gonna hurt And people wonder why I stay away from the gym.
The D bag that just wont go away
Yup, I going to write about Brett Favre again, only briefer this time. Last time I wrote out a full letter pleading him to go away. He didn He came back, had an absolutely unbelievable season, right up until the moment he threw what is possibly (given the circumstances) one of the top 5 worst interceptions in the history of football (probably slightly worse than the last pass he threw as a GB Packer against the Giants a couple years ago, which if he hadn the Pats probably complete their 19 0 season, yet another reason to hate Favre). Seriously, I never doubted the guys ability, though 30 interceptions in 24 career playoff games do not exactly inspire confidence when it matters, but it seriously time to fucking go. I want to hear about the Superbowl teams for the next 10 days, not whether or not you are coming back. Brad Childress announced yesterday he would place no timeline on you to return, that because he knows you won pay attention to it anyway because you are a selfish, narcissitic a hole who happens to be one of the better QB of all time. That last fact doesn give you the right to eff with organizations and the emotions of fans. That it, Howard Out.
As a follow up to my grocery shopping post from last week, I figured I let everyone know about a new type of D Bag I discovered during my trip yesterday. While it incenses me to pull into a parking spot, only to find a cart in the middle of it,fake rolex, because some lazy asshole couldn take the 7 seconds out of his/her day to place the cart where they belong, never had I been so angry as I was yesterday. First off, I realized as I was putting my groceries in my trunk that I had yet again forgot croutons, but what really pissed me off was watching some doucher leave his cart next to his car, when his spot was literally RIGHT next to the receptacle for carts (I not sure what that area is actually called, and I very rarely get to use the word I watched eagerly hoping the wind would blow the cart into his F only to realize the car, like the driver, was such a POS it wouldn have made much difference.
So in my last class of the semester Tuesday, a few of my classmates were talking up MTVs Jersey Shore like it was God gift to television. Of course, they don actually think it quality television, so much as an effing train wreck. So now, that I have approximately 158 free hours a week, I figured last night I might as well DVR an episode. I currently watching one. This shit is absurd. It is like a train wreck, I can turn my head away. One douchebag refers to himself as, Situation. One skank, er, I mean girl, calls herself guidette. They talk about girls out. Honestly,nike air max 2013, it unreal. It like the Real World on steroids, massive amounts of steroids,vans pas cher, Arod amounts of steroids. That being said, I not even sure I going to be able to finish this episode. I know what going to happen throughout the whole season all the roommates are going to get shitfaced, hook up with each other, dick over each other, and just generally give the Jersey Shore and all those affiliated with it an even worse name than Life: I a Jersey Shore Girl gave it; even though most of these assholes are from Long Island. Jersey Shore isn a bad place, I promise, I mean Jersey Mikes came from there, and that place makes subs like there my Grandmother used to make latkes on Hanukah (that means really effing good). So I guess the real dbag in all of this is MTV, just as they were in our post from last week. Screw you MTV, we are through. Wait, some girl named Jwoww is showing off a pretty amazing rack,chanel purses, maybe I stay tuned in for one more commercial December 3, 2009
Please, Mommy cool it down with this global warming bullshit. I realize humans, as an entire society, are crapping on our environment in such a way that it is raising the temperature in an unnatural way. I not here to get into a debate Al Gore style on global warming. I just want some effing snow. I want to ski. I have a ski pass that I spent a fair chunk of change on, and lots of free time because I have 5 weeks of vacation coming up. I want to use it skiing on snow. Please, Mother Nature, stop being a D bag. There are lots of people who are doing their best to reverse global warming. Look at me for example, I drive a PZEV (partial emissions vehicle) Lezbaru. Most people in Vermont are doing even more than myself (minus dbags like the one Nifer referenced a couple of weeks ago). We deserve some snow. Please.
Um, I don exactly think I going out on a limb here with our readers (hopefully not, anyway),evening dresses, but Adolf Hitler was a huge dbag. Actually, he is the cruelest, most evil dbag in recent history,red bottom shoes for women, arguably of all time (personally,abercrombie kids, I think he is, but going back in history I thinking some people would argue for Genghis Khan or Christopher Columbus (double paranthases alert holy shit we still celebrate Columbus Day!)). I been watching WWII on History HD Station pretty much all day and it unfathomable what more or less one person was able to set in motion. I give you a couple examples of dbags that have come about as a result of Hitler: morons who A. think the Holocaust is a Jewish conspiracy to promote their people (um hello, we own all the banks in the world, how much more do we need to promote ourselves?) or B. think that was a really smart guy who just went a little crazy. You people are Dbags as well. I don mean to make light of what is obviously an incredibly serious matter for millions of people, but this is my only outlet, and I struggle with the whole serious thing.
I am unlike many in the sense that calling up a Vermont Customer Service Rep yet talking to someone who is quite possibly in India doesn really bother me. So long as I can understand the rep, and they can understand me, everything is just peachy. Such was the case last night. However, this guy was also an effing moron. We spoke/he had me on hold for about 35 minutes trying to figure out a current promotion that he could offer to lower my bill. I mean, the guy really went out of his way for me,prada outlet, I was incredibly appreciative. Until he told me after all that time, that since my current promotion was still active he could not do anything for me. This was at about 10:30 PM, my promotion ran out 90 minutes later. I proceeded with the whole customer for 6 years,ferragamo outlet, always pay on time, yada yada yada (which might make me a bit of a dbag in my own right). When I asked him why he wasn able to figure out the promotion issue for over half an hour his answer was simple, sir, I just didn notice it. This is ultimately what makes him a Dbag,moncler outlet, isn it his job to notice shit like that and keep me a satisfied customer?
Ok, so maybe this is a gut reaction and I should have waited more than 7 minutes after that loss to post, but Jon Papelbon sir, are a Dbag. As one of the most dominant closers from 2006 2008, you inspired millions of Papelboners around the world; but then you got greedy. You decided that your arm motion was a little too violent, and might not allow you to pitch until you are 38, so instead of making 180 million dollars from baseball, you might only make 160. As a result, your pitching suffered. All through this season you walked a fine line between being a great closer and being a 5th option out of the bullpen. Today, that line came back to bite you in the ass. Theo should punish you by trading you to the effing Kansas City Royals fun with your new arm motion pitching in front of lifeless fans (actually, that harsh admittedly don know a thing about KC fans, I just know the team sucks). You are the sole embodiment of what is wrong with sports today rooted for you because as a diehard sox fan, I have to. I honestly hope I don have to continue to do so in 2010 and beyond.
THE DRUNKEST GUY AT THE WEDDING DBAG
I finished my wedding reception binge this weekend. All were fun, beautiful, amazing, yada yada yada. By nature,nike mercurial, all wedding receptions (and any general adult theme party) must have a drunkest guy there, but not all drunkest guys are made equal. The drunkest guy at this latest wedding is actually guys. Three dbags were peer pressuring each other to keep up on imbibed drinks before 6 pm. They pretended to know how to dance all night, but really just jumped around and sang 80 cover songs at the top of their lungs (ok so one of them had some moves and was dancing with a very attractive female, but the husband cut in). They were the last three at the after hours bonfire, most likely taking a leak on it to put it out least an hour after everyone had left. And they topped it off by stumbling into the farmhouse where the newly married couple was staying at about 2am,michael kors handbags, and passed out in the open beds and couches to wake up and find the female photographer asleep on the hardwood floor.
Note 1: The newly married couple were almost as drunk as these three dbags and thus were not awaken,louboutin.
Note 2: The female photographer was nowhere to be found when the three dbags passed out,lululemon canada, so they can not be blamed.
Note 3: Although myself and two good friends were said dbags, I don really regret any of it and had a blast (and I relatively sure we added to the party, as opposed to subracting from it.
So over the last week or so, given my exhaustive schedule of 9 hours of class/week and absolutely nothing else, I found myself watching The Price is Right every so often (which may or may not may in fact make ME a d bag, but that neither here nor there). Why must every single winner on every different level act like a complete and utter douchebag? Has anyone been to the show? Can someone tell me that every single audience member gets told to celebrate like a complete asshole at every stage of the competition. Listen, I totally understand screaming like a female when Kobe Bryant saunters into a bar (ok, so he was found innocent, but clearly I don agree) if you win a new car (even if it a fucking Mitsubishi Galant) or the showcase showdown. But please, spare me the routine if you win a new dinette set, or if your name merely gets called, because as proved here around the :30 second mark,hermes birkin, it could get you into a bit of trouble.
I have no issue with the guy who wears the jersey of his favorite player to a game,air max, I even done it occasionaly. I don even really have an issue with a face painter mean I would never, but if people want to go all Puddy on me and the team,michaelkors, I all for it. I do have a major fucking issue with the tennis fan that shows up to an event not only decked out in a full Nike Drifit outfit, but carrying his racket bag along like he is going to step out and hit a few balls with Andy Roddick.
For those that have never been to a tennis match, sounds made up, right? Wrong. Extremely fucking wrong. Go to Flushing Meadows over Labor Day weekend, and even though there are only about 100 competitors left, there will be a few thousand who look ready to play. They fall in two categories 1. Young kids who thinks it looks cool. Well kids, it doesn But I can excuse you because you are young and stupid. 2 is a far worse offense the middle aged man who thinks that by dressing the part, he will be transplanted back to his glory days of playing first doubles on his high school varsity team. Stay home, Dbag.
Hey buddy, I know you think you are the man and are impressing our professor by talking a shitload in the first class of the year. You aren I promise you. Most professors have been around the block a few times know you. They know you will probably not have anything remotely substantial to say all semester long, and will merely alienate your fellow classmates. In fact, you have already alienated me to the point that if we have to do any group projects together,asics shoes, I will most likely sabotage it on purpose, caring more about giving you a shitty grade, then getting a good one myself. So do everyone a favor, including yourself, and pipe down.
I've decided to change it up a little today, and instead of picking out a specific topic, I'm just going to elaborate on a few types of dbags I've come across in recent days. Actually, that is a bit unfairbecause admittedly I don't really know these people,red bottom shoes for women, so they might actually be somewhat cool, but they definitely exhibited dbag qualities.

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