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For example lets examine the expense claims made by The Communities Secretary Hazel Blears MP.
She claimed 14,000 in expenses charging taxpayers for everything from a luxury bed to three Kit Kat CHUNKIES. "A Luxury Bed and 3 Kit Kat Chunkies?"
Ms Blears, 52, claimed for three different properties in a single year spending almost 5,000 on furniture in just three months.
Purchases included wine glasses, bed linen, expensive crockery, a TV and a three piece suite.
The minister, who had a London flat, spent taxpayers' money kitting out her other home in Salford, Gtr Manchester buying items including a 651.60 M mattress plus a Selfridges TV and video recorder costing 850.
She later declared Salford her MAIN home and began claiming expenses on the London flat.
Ms Blears, who is paid a paltry 104,050 basic salary later sold the flat and stayed two months in hotels while she bought a new pad.
She billed taxpayers for 1,132 to cover the cost of rooms at Westminster's 163 a night City Inn,valentino outlet, the 151 Sherlock Holmes Hotel in Baker Street and Zetter's in Clerkenwell, where a stay costs 180 pppn.
The minister moved into a new London home in November 2004 and quickly hit taxpayers with a 4,coach outlet,532.95 expenses claim.
She bought a flat screen TV for 695 and a 129 Pure Bug digital radio. Ms Blears also spent 2,coach factory outlet,520 on Habitat furniture and 899 on a House of Fraser bed.