Area Dog Will Never Live Up To Dog On Purina Bag
KANSAS CITY, MO those close to Buster characterize him as a good boy, the area collie rottweiler mix reported Monday that he will never live up to the standard set by the show quality golden retriever on the Purina Dog Chow bag.
Buster eyes the competition.
"I try as hard as I can,
converse," said Buster, lying on his blanket in the entryway of the Hopkins family home. "I welcome [Buster's owner] Gerald [Hopkins] home every night with lots and lots of barks and leaps. And when he sits down in his chair to read,
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Without lifting his head from his paws, Buster turned his eyes to the shelf above the dryer,
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According to Buster, the dog is almost certainly American Kennel Club certified.
"Look at that coat," Buster said. "Thick and soft. And his color! Varying shades of rich and lustrous gold. As for me,
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Buster admitted that not one member of the Hopkins family has ever compared him unfavorably to the dog on the food bag,
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"But I know what they must be thinking," Buster said, baring his teeth to reveal two misaligned incisors. "Just look at this messed up bite. The kids hug me when they feed me, but over their shoulders, I can see Golden Boy over there, staring down at me from the Purina bag."
Buster said his worst days are those when a family member forgets to return the Purina bag back to the shelf after feeding him.
"Oh, I go positively crazy,
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Added Buster: "No, the dog on that bag would never eat himself sick and then make a mess on the floor."
Buster noted the gracefulness of the golden retriever's movements.
"Aw Jeez, look at him go,
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A fit,
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mac makeup, upright walking woman looks uncannily like his owner's wife.
"I look at the bag, and I think, 'That looks like Susan,
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"I love my human family with all my heart,
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"Unfortunately, the inadequacy Buster is feeling is common among normal,
gucci, everyday dogs," Thannum said. "No matter how much their families love them, regular dogs can't help but be affected by the unrealistic images shoved down their throats by dog food companies like Purina, Cycle, and Iams. Dogs like Buster need to understand that if they were to meet the supposedly perfect animals they see on the food bag, they'd see and smell dogs with a lot of the same problems they have."
Los Angeles based purebred Troubadour's Golden Dawn appears on millions of Purina Dog Chow bags,
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"Let me tell you, it is not easy being me," Troubadour's Golden Dawn said. "Do you know what it's like to have judges and photographers poking and prodding you all day long? What I wouldn't give to have a fun,
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"And believe me," the 3 year old golden retriever added,
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